When MSNBC tells a liberal politician to forget trying to run for office and take retirement seriously, it’s a good idea to listen. Former Vice President Joe Biden, listen up:
The people at MSNBC are talking about you and your advisory board that includes lots of leftovers from the Obama and Clinton years and campaigns. Frankly, you, Crazy Uncle Joe, were Barack Obama’s life insurance policy. Even liberals didn’t want you anywhere near the Oval Office. And Hillary Clinton’s people? They are forever stuck with the stench of the Hildebeast and actually trying to get her elected.
As it is, Crazy Uncle Joe, your wandering hands are a running joke among all those who oppose not just your policies, but any sort of sexual harassment. Honestly, your limbs seem to find all of the most inappropriate places to land on guests who just happen to be women.
It all started with Biden’s participation in a rally about sexual assault and gender-based violence at the University of Miami on Tuesday.
The rally was hosted by It’s On Us, a movement started under President Obama to raise awareness about and fight sexual assault on college campuses. During the rally, Biden spoke in his typically candid fashion, suggesting that he would have “beat the hell out of” Trump were they still in high school….
“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” the 75-year-old continued. “I’m a pretty damn good athlete.” For good measure, he added, “Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”
Yeah? There’s talk and then there’s action (see the comment above this quote).
Like all good alpha males, the President didn’t take too kindly to that.
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
At six foot three and a considerable weight advantage, smart money is on the president.
Really, Uncle Joe, it’s time to retire.